Billu Barber

Billu Barber:

*ing SRK, SRK and SRK...
supporting caste: Irfan Khan and Lara dutta...


Don't give me that look... I wrote what I meant... the move titles "Billu Barber" and knowing that Irfan Khan played the character of Billu Barber... you'd expect the movie to be all about the character... and it is about the barber... the story of a barber who held his self esteem, his principles ahead of himself... for that matter even his family... ( don't take it negatively, he strives way to hard for the welfare of his family, so nothing negative)... but... the movie sports nearly three songs by the King Khan... his onscreen presence extends a bit more than an hour... again which focuses on reinstilling the idea that he's the KING... his character in this movie truly is an impression of his real life stardom... and he does play the King Khan of the bollywood... with an itsy bitsy difference... the name is Sahir Khan... anyways, his character in the movie is so much of a publicity stunt that... he actually becomes superly compassionate with the poor... the desperation in calling for attention is so loud that you can make it out from the first few minutes... then he goes bringing out the rivalry amongst the khans... and then reading out a beautiful comment " hum filmwale ek parivar ki tarah hain ... crap... crap... crap"... which is again a calling attention from the media perspective... then the thrashing of Abhay "Akshay" Kumar in his dialogues...

damn I really don't feel like writing more... for once he was amongst the most respected actors and now he's stoop so low...

I guess this is what sets apart the two leading Khans of the industry... One doesn't react at all... coz he knows what he's capable of doing and he proves that so very often... and the other reacts at every lil buff of an event...

saluting Mr. A Khan... and if Mr S Khan... if you have any pride left in with you... please don't make such movies ever again... make an impact by virtue of your abilities... and not your capacity...

about the movie... irfan was really good... but in my opinion you shouldn't have agreed for such a degradation... lara as a homely housewife... was good too... but SRK... nevermind...

if you really want to know...go if you must have to... in my opinion-spare this one...

And all those critics who've given it a great review... I've got ten fingers too choose from... you've got two... I guess you are smart enough to know which ones are for you...

rating: 2/10