cpla homers

This guy cracks me up... and I love him for that...




Homer Speaks
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Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
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Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
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Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
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Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
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Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
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Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
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oh, by the way it is me & homer in this pic...